Dr. Geezer and Dr. Young

by John A
(Tyler, TX)

An old geezer became very bored in retirement and decided to open a medical clinic.


He put a sign up outside that said: "Dr. Geezer's clinic. Get your treatment for $500, if not cured, get back $1,000."

Doctor "Young," who was positive that this old geezer didn't know beans about medicine, thought this would be a great opportunity to get $$. So he went to Dr. Geezer's clinic.

Dr. Young: "Dr. Geezer, I have lost all taste in my mouth. Can you please help me ??"

Dr. Geezer: "Nurse, please bring medicine from box 22 and put 3 drops in Dr. Young's mouth.”

Dr. Young: Aaagh !! -- "This is Gasoline!”

Dr. Geezer: "Congratulations!

You've got your taste back. That will be $500.

Dr. Young gets annoyed and goes back after a couple of days figuring to recover his money.

Dr. Young: "I have lost my memory, I cannot remember anything."

Dr. Geezer: "Nurse, please bring medicine from box 22 and put 3 drops in the patient's mouth.”

Dr. Young: "Oh, no you don't, -- that is Gasoline!”

Dr. Geezer: "Congratulations! You've got your memory back . That will be $500."

Dr. Young (after having lost $1000) leaves angrily and comes back after several more days.

Dr. Young: "My eyesight has become weak --- I can hardly see anything!!!!"

Dr. Geezer: "Well, I don't have any medicine for that so, " Here's your $1000 back."(giving him a $10 bill)

Dr. Young: "But this is only $10!”

Dr. Geezer: "Congratulations! You got your vision back! That will be $500."

Moral of story -- Just because you're "Young" doesn't mean that you can outsmart an "old Geezer"

Remember: Don't make old people mad. We don't like being old in the first place, so it doesn't take much to tick us off.

ENJOY YOUR DAY !!

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Belly Laugh
by: Joe W.

I enjoyed your play by play story between Dr. Geezer and Dr. Young. To-night I'm going to see a Garth Brooks (Dr. Geezer) concert. Garth is 55 years old and hasn't been in my hometown performing for over 20 years. It will be interesting to see how many young people (Dr. Young) come to this concert and how they will react seeing that Dr. Geezer is still at the top of his game; selling out 9 only concerts in Edmonton, my hometown.

Joe W.
Seniorpreneur

Absolutely Hilarious
by: Noelle

I laughed till my sides were sore....that is just too good !! Thanks for sharing it.

I saved a copy for myself so I can refer to it when I need a good laugh

Old Geezer
by: Irwin Lengel

Love it John.
Always a pleasure reading your posts.
Have a great day.

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