Why it's great to be retired

by Martie
(Ohio)

No more outrageous union dues with little in return

No more back to school in August!

No more split fingertips and chapped hands from handwashing

I can garden as long as I want, WHEN I want

I can enjoy my hobbies and friends

Can vacation off-season

Can sleep in without guilt

No more trying to track down parents of sick students

No more ironing lab coats

Enjoying a healthy life for as long as God lets me!