by John A.
After hearing all the hubbub in Washington DC about Social Security and Medicare along with the wall the past three weeks, I think there may be a solution to all of this:
To help save the economy, the Government will announce next month that the Immigration Department will start deporting seniors (instead of illegals) in order to lower Social Security and Medicare costs.
Older people are easier to catch and will not remember how to get back home. Be sure to notify relatives and friends so they will know what happened to you.
I started to cry when I thought of all of you. Then it dawned on me -- oh, crap ... I'll see you on the bus.