See Ya

by John A.
(Tyler, TX)

After hearing all the hubbub in Washington DC about Social Security and Medicare along with the wall the past three weeks, I think there may be a solution to all of this:

To help save the economy, the Government will announce next month that the Immigration Department will start deporting seniors (instead of illegals) in order to lower Social Security and Medicare costs.

Older people are easier to catch and will not remember how to get back home. Be sure to notify relatives and friends so they will know what happened to you.

I started to cry when I thought of all of you. Then it dawned on me -- oh, crap ... I'll see you on the bus.

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Surely true.
by: Anonymous

Brought a smile to my face on a rainy Tx. Afternoon.

Love It!
by: Elisa/Chandler AZ

Best laugh of the day! Thanks!

See Ya
by: Sherry/ NC

Some people think they are cute! This isn't funny.

Rounding up us seniors
by: Joe

That was actually hilarious! Good one! But I hope Trump doesn’t see this post - it will definitely give him ideas.

Way to address Medicare and the Immigration Problem
by: Irwin / Lakeland

Love it, John. And you are right, at our age, we would be so easy to catch. Thanks for the chuckle.

This is a JOKE, Everyone!
by: Wendy,

John, you are simply impossible! :) Bad John!

Loved the "easy to catch" though! GRIN!

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