Senior Dating Ads

by Tom Damron
(Plano, Texas)


Senior Dating Ads

You can say what you want about the South, but you've never heard of anyone retiring and moving North.

These are actual ads seen in ''TheVillages'' Florida newspaper.

Who says seniors don't have a sense of humor?

FOXY LADY:
Sexy, fashion-conscious blue-haired beauty, 80's, slim, 5'4' (used to be 5'6'),
Searching for sharp-looking, sharp-dressing companion.
Matching white shoes and belt a plus.
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LONG-TERM COMMITMENT:
Recent widow who has just buried fourth husband,
Looking for someone to round out a six-unit plot. Dizziness, fainting, shortness of breath not a problem.
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SERENITY NOW
I am into solitude, long walks, sunrises, the ocean, yoga and meditation. If you are the silent type, let's get together, take our hearing aids out and enjoy quiet times.
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WINNING SMILE:
Active grandmother with original teeth seeking a dedicated flosser to share rare steaks, corn on the cob and caramel candy.
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BEATLES OR STONES?
I still like to rock, still like to cruise in my Camaro on Saturday nights and still like to play the guitar.
If you were a groovy chick, or are now a groovy hen, let's get together and listen to my eight-track tapes.
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MEMORIES:
I can usually remember Monday through Thursday.
If you can remember Friday, Saturday and Sunday, let's put our two heads
together.
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My favorite

MINT CONDITION:
Male, 1932 model, high mileage, good condition, some hair, many new parts including hip, knee, cornea, valves.
Isn't in running condition, but walks well.
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Do not regret growing older. It is a privilege denied to many.

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Speed Dating for Sixties
by: Nina from London

These ads are hilarious! What is also funny is that they have Speed Dating Nights for people over Sixty! So far I haven't been tempted because the idea is that you have 5 minutes to chat to someone then you move on. I guess it just makes it a Merry Go Round and then you choose who you want to see by those few minutes.

Great to know that people have a twinkle in their eye plus a spark!

Thanks for sharing, Nina

Life is good!
by: Anonymous

I am still 58 and live on one of the most beautiful island nation (as told by those who have visited). I will be retiring in two yrs. I wonder if there's someone out there who might be interested in long distance pals. To begin with I could share about unique traditions and work (for now). I love all types of songs, reading and yard work but willing to get involve in anything that would be exciting and fun!

Senior's ads
by: Carol K

Tom, I love those ads, gave me a good laugh. I couldn't decide which one I would put in the paper! lol

THE VILLAGES
by: GOLDIE

Ahhhh...The Villages....life is good!
One day I hope to visit.

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