Yes, I Have Turned Into a Seenager

by Tom Damron
(Plano, Texas)


I am a confirmed Seenager (Senior teenager) and you may be one also.


I have everything that I ever wanted as a teenager, only 60+ years later.

Here is Where You Takes Notes:

I don’t have to go to school or work.

I get an allowance (social security and my pensions).

I have my own pad.

I don’t have a curfew.

I have a driver’s license and my own car.

I have ID that gets me into bars and the Liquor Store.

The women I hang around with are not concerned about getting pregnant.

And I don’t have acne.

Try It! Life as a retired Seenager is fabulous.

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Seenager
by: Irwin

Hey Tom:

Great article. Where do I go to sign up to become a member of that club?

Retirement can be so much fun.

Thanks for sharing.

oops!
by: Anonymous

LMAO = LOL


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