Yes, I Have Turned Into a Seenager
by Tom Damron
I am a confirmed Seenager (Senior teenager) and you may be one also.
I have everything that I ever wanted as a teenager, only 60+ years later.
Here is Where You Takes Notes:
I don’t have to go to school or work.
I get an allowance (social security and my pensions).
I have my own pad.
I don’t have a curfew.
I have a driver’s license and my own car.
I have ID that gets me into bars and the Liquor Store.
The women I hang around with are not concerned about getting pregnant.
And I don’t have acne.
Try It! Life as a retired Seenager is fabulous.