Aging Jokes
For People over 50, or 60, 65...

Q: What can a man do while his wife is going through menopause?
A: Keep busy. If you're handy with tools, you can finish the basement. When you are done, you will have a place to live.

Q: How can you increase the heart rate of your 50+ year old husband?
A: Tell him you're pregnant.

Q: How can you avoid spotting a wrinkle every time you walk by a mirror?
A: The next time you're in front of a mirror, take off your glasses.

Q: Why should 50+ year old people use valet parking?
A: Valets don't forget where they park your car.

Q: Is it common for 50+ year olds to have problems with short-term memory storage?
A: Storing memory is not a problem; retrieving it is a problem.

Q: As people age, do they sleep more soundly?
A: Yes, but usually in the afternoon.

Q: Where do 50+ year olds look for fashionable glasses?
A: On their foreheads.

Q: What is the most common remark made by 50+ year olds when they enter antique stores?
A: "I remember these."

Q: No, seriously. How can I get rid of these crow's feet and all the wrinkles on my face? A: Go braless. It usually pulls them out.

Q: What is the most common remark made by 60+ year olds when they browse an antique store? A: I remember these.

Q: Do people sleep more soundly as they get older? A: Yes, but it's usually in the afternoon.

Q: Where should old people look for glasses? A: On their forehead.

AND to end all this silly fun...

Did you hear about the 83 year old woman who talked herself out of a speeding ticket by telling the young officer that she had to get there before she forgot where she was going?