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Aging Quotes

Aging Quotes because... Aging is Inevitable!

Aging Quotes because Aging is Inevitable... Yes, it certainly is.

Sometimes it only takes a few tiny words, words of humor or wisdom from someone who has "been there, done that" to turn around your mindset... or pokes fun at how we all are, senior aging humans! 

Hey, might as well laugh at aging... it happens to all of us. Keep HUMOR in your life! 

I really Harrison Ford's thoughts below... I believe that too!

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The older I get, the more clearly I remember things that never happened. — Mark Twain

A man is not old until regrets take the place of dreams. — John Barrymore

A man's as old as he's feeling, a woman as old as she looks. — Mortimer Collins

To lengthen thy life [and thy retirement years], lessen thy meals. — Ben Franklin

Middle age is the time when a man is always thinking that in a week or two he will feel as good as ever. — Don Marquis

You can't help getting older, but you don't have to get old. — George Burns

Growing old is compulsory. Retirement from work is discretionary. — Unknown 

Old age is the most unexpected of all the things that happen to a man. — Leon Trotsky

Age is strictly a case of mind over matter. If you don't mind, it doesn't matter. — Mark Twain

Wish not so much to live long, as to live well. — Ben Franklin

The trick is growing up without growing old. — Casey Stengel

Age only matters when one is aging. Now that I have arrived at a great age, I might just as well be twenty. — Pablo Picasso

Fear not death; for the sooner we die, the longer we shall be immortal. — Ben Franklin

I don't feel old. I don't feel anything until noon. Then it's time for my nap. — Bob Hope

I'm at the age where food has taken the place of sex in my life. In fact, I've just had a mirror put over my kitchen table. — Rodney Dangerfield

If you survive long enough, you're revered — rather like an old building. — Katharine Hepburn

I don't plan to grow old gracefully. I plan to have face-lifts until my ears meet. – Rita Rudner

He who has good health is young. — H.G. Bohn

If I would have known that I was going to live this long, I would have taken better care of myself.— The Joy of Not Working book Inside every 70-year-old is a 35-year-old asking, 'What happened?' – Ann Landers

Always be nice to your children, because they are the ones who will choose your rest home. – Phyllis Diller

From birth to age 18, a girl needs good parents. From 18 to 35, she needs good looks. From 35 to 55, she needs a good personality. From 55 on, she needs good cash. – Sophie Tucker

Retirement must be wonderful. I mean, you can suck in your stomach for only so long. – Burt Reynolds

Nobody grows old by merely living a number of years. People grow old only by deserting their ideals. Years may wrinkle the skin, but to give up interest wrinkles the soul. – Douglas MacArthur