Aging Jokes
For People over 50, or 60, 65...

Here are some Aging Jokes for those Over Age 50, or 60, 65... Just change the age and you are good to go!

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Hey -- we are aging. Period.

WHY NOT laugh at ourselves? Aging is a hoot!

We need to smile, laughing is good for your health, so tell some jokes and be happy! 

Aging Jokes for People over XX 

Q: Where can women over the age of 50 find young, sexy men, who are interested in them? A: Try a bookstore under fiction.

Q: What can a man do while his wife is going through menopause?
A: Keep busy. If you're handy with tools, you can finish the basement. When you are done, you will have a place to live.

Q: How can you increase the heart rate of your 50+ year old husband?
A: Tell him you're pregnant.

Q: How can you avoid spotting a wrinkle every time you walk by a mirror?
A: The next time you're in front of a mirror, take off your glasses.

Q: Why should 50+ year old people use valet parking?
A: Valets don't forget where they park your car.

Q: Is it common for 50+ year olds to have problems with short-term memory storage?
A: Storing memory is not a problem; retrieving it is a problem.

Q: As people age, do they sleep more soundly?
A: Yes, but usually in the afternoon.

Q: Where do 50+ year olds look for fashionable glasses?
A: On their foreheads.

Q: What is the most common remark made by 50+ year olds when they enter antique stores?
A: "I remember these."

Q: No, seriously. How can I get rid of these crow's feet and all the wrinkles on my face?   A: Go braless. It usually pulls them out.

Q: What is the most common remark made by 60+ year olds when they browse an antique store?  A: I remember these.

Q: Do people sleep more soundly as they get older?   A: Yes, but it's usually in the afternoon.

Q: Where should old people look for glasses?   A: On their forehead.

AND to end all this silly fun...

Did you hear about the 83 year old woman who talked herself out of a speeding ticket by telling the young officer that she had to get there before she forgot where she was going?

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