Retirement Quotes - Funny stuff!Retirement, going towards "Senior Citizenship", can be funny!I mean, it's not when you are ill -- but when you think about life and still want to get a kick out of it, why not laugh at yourself (and the other seniors around you)? There are three signs of old age. Loss of memory... I forget the other two! Ain't it the truth!? Grin! but you don't have to get old!" Funny? Yes. True, Oh yeah! Wendy from Retirement-Online.com says: "As a boomer, and retired, call me Retired, that's ok.. but don't call ME a Senior!" which leads me to: I will never give in to old age until I become old. And I'm not old yet! ~ Tina Turner
Middle Age is when your age starts to show around your middle. ~ Bob Hope Retirement must be wonderful. I mean, you can suck in your stomach for only so long. ~ Burt Reynolds Gray hair is God's graffiti. ~ Bill Cosby Age doesn't matter, unless you are cheese. ~ J. Paul Getty Too many people grow up. That's the real trouble with the world... They don't remember what it's like to be twelve years old. ~ Walt Disney Thanks Walt... Have FUN Folks! More Retirement Jokes Quotes Retirement Inspirational Quotes Retirement Phrases, more quotes... Retirement Phrases from Jimmy Carter, former U.S. President You Might Be Getting Old If..... New! CommentsPlease consider leaving your two cents... questions and comments about what you just read! It only takes one retirees thoughts to help another retiree... |
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