Retirement Quotes - Funny stuff!

By Wendy Fisher, Retirement-Online.com

Retirement, going towards "Senior Citizenship", can be funny!

I mean, it's not when you are ill -- but when you think about life and still want to get a kick out of it, why not laugh at yourself (and the other seniors around you)?

Red Skelton Said: "I don't let old age bother me.
There are three signs of old age.
Loss of memory... I forget the other two!

Ain't it the truth!? Grin!

George Burns said: "You can't help getting older,
but you don't have to get old!"

Funny? Yes. True, Oh yeah!

Wendy from Retirement-Online.com says: "As a boomer, and retired, call me Retired, that's ok.. but don't call ME a Senior!" which leads me to:

I will never give in to old age until I become old. And I'm not old yet! ~ Tina Turner

 Middle Age is when your age starts to show around your middle. ~ Bob Hope

Retirement must be wonderful. I mean, you can suck in your stomach for only so long. ~ Burt Reynolds

Gray hair is God's graffiti. ~ Bill Cosby

Age doesn't matter, unless you are cheese. ~ J. Paul Getty

Too many people grow up. That's the real trouble with the world... They don't remember what it's like to be twelve years old. ~ Walt Disney

Thanks Walt... Have FUN Folks!


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