Retirement Quotes

This page is FULL of Retirement Quotes. I hope you'll use them for retirement cards, speeches at retirement parties, and a whole lot more!

Retirement at sixty-five is ridiculous. When I was sixty-five I still had pimples.
-- George Burns

Sooner or later I'm going to die, but I'm not going to retire.
-- Margaret Mead

Retirement kills more people than hard work ever did.
-- Malcolm S. Forbes

Half our life is spent trying to find something to do with the time we have rushed through life trying to save.
-- Will Rogers

Life begins at retirement.
-- Author Unknown

There is an enormous number of managers who have retired on the job.
-- Peter Drucker

Don't simply retire from something; have something to retire to.
-- Harry Emerson Fosdick

The trouble with retirement is that you never get a day off.
-- Abe Lemons

When a man retires and time is no longer a matter of urgent importance, his colleagues generally present him with a watch.
-- R.C. Sherriff

When a man retires, his wife gets twice the husband but only half the income.
-- Chi Chi Rodriguez

A retired husband is often a wife's full-time job.
-- Ella Harris

Retired is being twice tired, I've thought -- First tired of working, Then tired of not.
-- Richard Armour

Retirement: It's nice to get out of the rat race, but you have to learn to get along with less cheese.
-- Gene Perret

I'm retired - goodbye tension, hello pension!
-- Author Unknown

Retirement: World's longest coffee break.
-- Author Unknown

Middle age is when work is a lot less fun and fun is a lot more work.
-- Author Unknown

The challenge of retirement is how to spend time without spending money.
-- Author Unknown