Retirement QuotesThis page is FULL of Retirement Quotes. I hope you'll use these Retirement Quotes, which I've collected for you, for retirement cards, retirement speeches, retirement parties, and a whole lot more! Use them in the Work Place: Use them in the Home:
Retirement at sixty-five is ridiculous. When I was sixty-five I still had pimples. - George Burns Retirement kills more people than hard work ever did. - Malcolm S. Forbes Half our life is spent trying to find something to do with the time we have rushed through life trying to save. - Will Rogers Life begins at retirement. - Author Unknown Don't simply retire from something; have something to retire to. - Harry Emerson Fosdick The trouble with retirement is that you never get a day off. - Abe Lemons
When a man retires and time is no longer a matter of urgent importance, his colleagues generally present him with a watch. - R.C. Sherriff When a man retires, his wife gets twice the husband but only half the income. - Chi Chi Rodriguez Retired is being twice tired, I've thought -- First tired of working, Then tired of not. - Richard Armour
Check out some retirees two cents on their: Top Ten Reasons to Retire. Retirement: It's nice to get out of the rat race, but you have to learn to get along with less cheese. - Gene Perret I'm retired - goodbye tension, hello pension! - Author Unknown Retirement: World's longest coffee break. - Author Unknown Middle age is when work is a lot less fun and fun is a lot more work. - Author Unknown The challenge of retirement is how to spend time without spending money. - Author Unknown Retirement is wonderful. It's doing nothing without worrying about getting caught at it. - Gene Perret When you retire, think and act as if you were still working; when you're still working, think and act a bit as if you were already retired. - Author Unknown Great Lesson for LIFE: Take time to smell the roses in those busy working days (does good to your psychological mind), and yet when retired, don't turn into a body in a rocking chair! Good One, "unknown"..... The question isn't at what age I want to retire, it's at what income. - George Foreman Retirement means no pressure, no stress, no heartache... unless you play golf. - Gene Perret Golf is played by twenty million mature American men whose wives think they are out having fun. - Jim Bishop The best time to start thinking about your retirement is before the boss does. - Author Unknown Don't simply retire from something; have something to retire to. - Harry Emerson Fosdick
When you retire, you switch bosses - from the one who hired you to the one who married you. - Gene Perret When men reach their sixties and retire, they go to pieces. Women go right on cooking. - Gail Sheehy There's never enough time to do all the nothing you want. - Bill Watterson Age is only a number, a cipher for the records. A man can't retire his experience. He must use it. - Bernard Baruch Don't underestimate the value of Doing Nothing, of just going along, listening to all the things you can't hear, and not bothering. - A.A. Milne Retire from work, but not from life. - M.K. Soni
Retirement is like a long vacation in Las Vegas. The goal is to enjoy it the fullest, but not so fully that you run out of money. - Jonathan Clements You are only young once, but you can stay immature indefinitely. - Author Unknown Youth would be an ideal state if it came a little later in life. - Herbert Asquith Retirement kills more people than hard work ever did. - Malcolm S. Forbes There is an enormous number of managers who have retired on the job. - Peter Drucker Don't simply retire from something; have something to retire to. - Harry Emerson Fosdick Sooner or later I'm going to die, but I'm not going to retire. - Margaret Mead The trouble with retirement is that you never get a day off. - Abe Lemons When a man retires and time is no longer a matter of urgent importance, his colleagues generally present him with a watch. - R.C. Sherriff When a man retires, his wife gets twice the husband but only half the income. - Chi Chi Rodriguez A retired husband is often a wife's full-time job. - Ella Harris Oh man, OUCH! Retired is being twice tired, I've thought First tired of working, Then tired of not. - Richard Armour Retirement: It's nice to get out of the rat race, but you have to learn to get along with less cheese. - Gene Perret I'm retired - goodbye tension, hello pension! - Author Unknown Retirement: World's longest coffee break. - Author Unknown Middle age is when work is a lot less fun and fun is a lot more work. - Author Unknown A retired husband is often a wife's full-time job. - Ella Harris Ain't that the truth? Grin Life begins at retirement. - Author Unknown The challenge of retirement is how to spend time without spending money. - Author Unknown If people concentrated on the really important things in life, there'd be a shortage of fishing poles. - Doug Larson Retirement is wonderful. It's doing nothing without worrying about getting caught at it. - Gene Perret There are some who start their retirement long before they stop working. - Robert Half Rest is not idleness, and to lie sometimes on the grass under trees on a summer's day, listening to the murmur of the water, or watching the clouds float across the sky, is by no means a waste of time. - J. Lubbock When you retire, think and act as if you were still working; when you're still working, think and act a bit as if you were already retired. - Author Unknown Retirement means no pressure, no stress, no heartache... unless you play golf. - Gene Perret Golf is played by twenty million mature American men whose wives think they are out having fun. - Jim Bishop Don't play too much golf. Two rounds a day are plenty. - Harry Vardon The best time to start thinking about your retirement is before the boss does. - Author Unknown Don't simply retire from something; have something to retire to. - Harry Emerson Fosdick Ohhhh soooo true..... this is a must! I'm now as free as the breeze - with roughly the same income. - Gene Perret When you retire, you switch bosses - from the one who hired you to the one who married you. - Gene Perret When men reach their sixties and retire, they go to pieces. Women go right on cooking. - Gail Sheehy There's never enough time to do all the nothing you want. - Bill Watterson Age is only a number, a cipher for the records. A man can't retire his experience. He must use it. Bernard Baruch
Share your lifetime knowledge and experience on the internet. Retire from work, but not from life. - M.K. Soni I enjoy waking up and not having to go to work. So I do it three or four times a day. - Gene Perret Retirement is like a long vacation in Las Vegas. The goal is to enjoy it the fullest, but not so fully that you run out of money. - Jonathan Clements You are only young once, but you can stay immature indefinitely. - Author Unknown Youth would be an ideal state if it came a little later in life. - Herbert Asquith Retirement is the ugliest word in the language. - Ernest Hemingway Golf is a day spent in a round of strenuous idleness. - William Wordsworth First you forget names; then you forget faces; then you forget to zip up your fly; and then you forget to unzip your fly. - Branch Rickey In my retirement I go for a short swim at least once or twice every day. It's either that or buy a new golf ball. - Gene Perret The reason the pro tells you to keep your head down is so you can't see him laughing. - Phyllis Diller If you drink, don't drive. Don't even putt. - Dean Martin If you are going to throw a club, it is important to throw it ahead of you, down the fairway, so you don't have to waste energy going back to pick it up. - Tommy Bolt The sedentary lifestyle is not a good lifestyle.. get moving! Retirement: That's when you return from work one day and say, "Hi, Honey, I"m home - forever." - Gene Perret
A lot of our friends complain about their retirement. We tell 'em to get a life. - Larry Laser When you see some people work, you wonder what they’ll do in retirement..... More Retirement Quotes Retirement Inspirational Quotes Retirement Phrases, more quotes... Retirement Phrases from Jimmy Carter, former U.S. President You Might Be Getting Old If.....
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