Retirement Quotes
This page is FULL of Retirement Quotes. I hope you'll use them for retirement cards, speeches at retirement parties, and a whole lot more!
Retirement at sixty-five is ridiculous. When I was sixty-five I still had pimples. -- George Burns Sooner or later I'm going to die, but I'm not going to retire. -- Margaret Mead Retirement kills more people than hard work ever did. -- Malcolm S. Forbes Half our life is spent trying to find something to do with the time we have rushed through life trying to save. -- Will Rogers Life begins at retirement. -- Author Unknown There is an enormous number of managers who have retired on the job. -- Peter Drucker Don't simply retire from something; have something to retire to. -- Harry Emerson Fosdick The trouble with retirement is that you never get a day off. -- Abe Lemons When a man retires and time is no longer a matter of urgent importance, his colleagues generally present him with a watch. -- R.C. Sherriff When a man retires, his wife gets twice the husband but only half the income. -- Chi Chi Rodriguez A retired husband is often a wife's full-time job. -- Ella Harris Retired is being twice tired, I've thought -- First tired of working, Then tired of not. -- Richard Armour Retirement: It's nice to get out of the rat race, but you have to learn to get along with less cheese. -- Gene Perret I'm retired - goodbye tension, hello pension! -- Author Unknown Retirement: World's longest coffee break. -- Author Unknown Middle age is when work is a lot less fun and fun is a lot more work. -- Author Unknown The challenge of retirement is how to spend time without spending money. -- Author Unknown

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