Am I getting to that age?

by Pam

This was too cute not to share.

Am I getting to that age?

I found this timely, because today I was in a store that sells sunglasses, and only sunglasses. A young lady walked over to me and asked, "What brings you in today? I looked at her and said, "I'm interested in buying a refrigerator." She didn't quite know how to respond.

I was thinking about old age and decided that old age is when you still have something on the ball, but you are just too tired to bounce it.

When people see a cat's litter box they always say, "Oh, have you got a cat?" Just once I want to say, "No, it's for company!"

Employment application blanks always ask who is to be called in case of an emergency. I think you should write, "An ambulance.”

The older you get the tougher it is to lose weight because by then your body and your fat have gotten to be really good friends.

The easiest way to find something lost around the house is to buy a replacement.

Did you ever notice: The Roman Numerals for forty (40) are XL.

The sole purpose of a child's middle name is so he can tell when he's really in trouble.

Did you ever notice that when you put the 2 words "The" and "IRS" together it spells "Theirs?"

Aging: Eventually you will reach a point when you stop lying about your age and start bragging about it.

Some people try to turn back their "odometers." Not me. I want people to know why I look this way. I've traveled a long way and a lot of the roads were not paved.

You know you are getting old when everything either dries up or leaks.

Ah! Being young is beautiful but being old is comfortable.

Lord, keep your arm around my shoulder and your hand over my mouth.

May you always have:

Love to share,
Cash to spare,
And friends who care.

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This is me!!
by: Nancy M

I can relate to a lot of these comments!

I am at that age!
by: John A. / Tyler, Tx

Darn.....I forgot what I was going to say. Guess I will check my email, look for the car keys and take a nap (not in that order). ZZZZZZZZZzzzzzz.

by: Donna/West Virginia

This is very peaceful. It makes me know I'm not alone in the way I think. I am tired a lot. I appreciate peace. And these smart aleck comments are things I would say, or want to say.

to Pam
by: Anonymous

Thanks, delightful

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