by John A
(Tyler, TX)

'Hello, is this the Police Office?'

'Yes. What can I do for you?'

'I'm calling to report 'bout my neighbor Jack Murphy... He's hidin' marijuana inside his firewood! Don't quite know how he gets it inside them logs, but he's hidin' it there..'

'Thank you very much for the call, sir.'

The next day, twelve Police Officers descend on Jack's house. They search the shed where the firewood is kept. Using axes, they bust open every piece of wood, but find no marijuana. They sneer at Jack and leave.

Shortly after, the phone rings at Jack's house.

'Hey, Jack! This here's Floyd....Did the Police come?'


'Did they chop your firewood?'


'Happy Birthday, buddy!'



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John A. Firewood
by: Linda Lively

John the firewood tale, sooo funny! Wonder if it would really work? I could picture the cops hauling all the firewood off for a little "camp bonfire".

by: Carol K

What a great joke!

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