Seniors and Doctor's Directions

by John A
(Tyler, TX)

I assume we are all Seniors ....This is why you (a Senior?) should listen to your Doctors instructions. For those not yet seniors - hold on it will get here sooner than you think.


I went to my nearby CVS Pharmacy, straight to the back, where the Pharmacists' high counter is located. I took out my little brown bottle, along with a teaspoon, and set them up on the counter.

The Pharmacist came over, smiled, and asked if he could help me.

I said, "Yes! Could you please taste this for me?"

Seeing a senior citizen, the Pharmacist went along.

He took the spoon, put a tiny bit of the liquid on it, put it on his tongue and swilled it around.

Then, with a stomach-churning look on his face, he spat it out on the floor and began coughing.

When he finally was finished, I looked him right in the eye and asked, "Now, does that taste sweet to you?"

The Pharmacist, shaking his head back and forth with a venomous look in his eyes yelled, "HELL NO!!!"

I said, "Oh, thank God! That's a real relief! My doctor told me to have a Pharmacist test my urine for sugar!"

I can never go back to that CVS, but I really don't care, because they aren't very friendly there anymore!

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Urine
by: Sherry/Wilmington, NC

Uh Duh, why didn't the pharmacist asked first, What is this, before he tasted???

Thanks
by: Dave

Shared joke and over 70 Vietnam Vets liked it. Thanks

TOOOOO Funny
by: Linda from CT

What an amazing way to start the day -- but I should not have been drinking coffee just the best the best the best .

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