The Bad and Good News
by John A
So they call it the Golden Years as we retire? I think if we polished the golden years, we would discover they were actually brass.
Now that I am older and retired, I've discovered my eye sight is not as good as it once was. Today I misplaced my eye glasses and could not read a thing.
The bad part about this is that I took the wrong medication and served myself some awful crunchy food.
The good part is that I will be free of fleas, ticks, heartworm and no longer suffer hair balls. And the malt flavored Laxitone for cats is pretty tasty stuff.